Friday, January 7, 2011

Do you recycle?

Today we had a guest speaker come and talk to us about Ecological Footprints and our impact on the earth.

The kids were taking a quiz about their lifestyles.

The question states: How often do you recycle plastic?

Student: "Miss Kinney, sometimes after I drink a bottle a water, my daddy takes the bottle and uses it for dip spit. That's recycling right?"

Uhhhhhh....

Happy Recycling!

Claire

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Another Wal Mart Story

I don't know what it is about Wal Mart that brings out the crazy in people...but here is my latest encounter...

I'm walking down the meat isle looking for some ground beef per usual, when something catches my eye.

A couple. Making out. In front of the deli meat. Romantic.

So, I continue walking to the beef (right past these delightful people), when I notice a baby crying in the cart with them.

Recap: Two people, making out while their baby cries in the cart in front of them. They are ignoring the baby.

Finally the baby reaches out and grabs his mothers coat, getting her attention. Finally, the mother takes note of her screaming child, slaps his hand away from her and says, "SHUT UP! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!!"

Because obviously a baby would be jealous of his parents making out...

People never cease to amaze me.

Claire