Here's to the Nights We Felt Alive...

HA! Tricked you...you thought I was going to write a sappy blog about how much I'll miss college and all my friends. FALSE ALARM. I mean obviously I'll miss them...I'm just not going to blog about it. Also. What does that even mean..here's to the nights I felt alive...I sincerely hope that I continue to feel alive even after I graduate from college.

So. It's finals week. Which means two things here at the Villa. First that it has become necessary to use the bathroom only while on campus, because we are EPICALLY out of toilet paper and who wants to buy toilet paper for 5 days? Answer: Not us. And second that we obviously had to execute an awesome weekend. I would say we succeeded. Here is a synopsis.

1. Went to See the Back Up Plan...DO NOT see this is you are not comfortable with the word vagina. Or vivid scenes of child birth. Don't get me wrong..it was hilarious...but don't see it on a date. You will never EVER touch the person you are with.

2. Went Line Dancing at a marvelous establishment called the 8 second saloon. I recommend it to anyone who needs a confidence boost because the people there are something else...please remind me not to grind on other women in front of a band called cornfield mafia, wearing a very small amount of clothing that reveals my 27 wrinkled tattoos when I am 45 years old...it does not end up well.

It's recently come to my attention that my blogs are entirely too long. Maybe that speaks to the attention span of these people. BUT. I will go ahead and stop here anyway.

Claire

Some Things to Consider:

1. So. If you know anything about me, you know that I hate emoticons. That aside, it is absolutely baffling to me that this - :))))))))))) means you are extra happy. When I'm extra happy in real life...I don't gain 12 mouths...but apparently you do on the internet.

2. It was recently brought to my attention that I am not very lady like...this is of great distress to me, as I fear my grandmother would be very upset if she knew. I asked my friend if it was like a huge problem in my life, basically asking if I need to make some life changes. She responded that I wasn't ugly enough for it to be truly gross, so don't worry about it. How should I take that?

3. Jelly Squirt.