The question is not How do Tectonic Plates work? The REAL question is..WHO CARES how tectonic plates work? The answer is obviously my professor...not myself...also maybe my test grade. True Life: That statement goes against everything I stand for in this world (curiosity, general knowledge for the betterment of self) BUT somehow these stances are losing all importance in my life as I approach May 22.
So. An update on my life.
1. Recently, my best friend quit talking to me because she had a dream I was super mean to her. Don't worry. We rectified the situation..I assured her that I wouldn't say mean things to her in the midst of her REM cycles anymore. Sheesssh.
2. I'm obsessed with the song Your Love is My Drug (Ke$ha). If you have not heard this song. Youtube it now. I'm serious. You will never be the same.
Some Lyrics (So you will truly understand the greatness)
My friends think I've gone crazy
My judgment's gettin kinda hazy
My steeze is gonna be affected
If I keep it up like a lovesick crackhead
What you've got boy, is hard to find
I think about it all the time
I'm all strung out, my heart is fried
I just can't get you off my mind
Because your love, your love, your love, is my drug.
AND that my friends..Is what is deemed GOOD music. BA-zinga.
3. In light of the recent oil spill, I've taken to watching the Dawn commercial with all the baby ducks soaked in oil. I think we should all show our love to Dawn for their great product that saves the life of thousands of duckies and otters. I'm not kidding. Send them a love email. NOW.
I guess that's it really. Other than in about 3 minutes I'm going to FUNcie, Indiana (You thought it was Muncie? You would be wrong).
Claire
Some things to consider:
1. Is anyone else SUPER annoyed when Alex talks so much on Jeopardy (during the interviews, snide comments between questions) that you don't get to all the questions? I'm thinking of sending him some hate mail? Too far?
2. Why do they still sell butterfly clips? These have obviously been out of style for a good 10 years. THE REAL QUESTION is acutally...Why do people still wear them? Why is it so sweet to have your hair cascading down over a weird mound on your head? I don't know...but maybe I'm just jealous because I never had enough hair for them to actually stay in place.
omg. claire. i literally just watched that commercial. and fell in love with the little river otter. and thought to myself, "how do i sign up for that job...i'll look into it."
ReplyDeletebtw. thank you for letting the blogging world know about my inability to separate reality from the dream world. cool.
HA. They didn't know it was you until now. Good work. And aren't the little duckies SO CUTE!?
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