I had nothing against the Amish...Until Yesterday

You should know that the only reason I feel comfortable writing this blog is because the person I am going to write about...in no way has internet access. Unless there is a new rule I haven't heard about.

Also know that I am not normally one to write about my male conquests on the internet (mostly because they don't exist) but this was too good to pass up.

Also know that I am mainly writing this to make Maggie jealous...she has an Amish fetish.

So yesterday, after a delightful meal at the Grille (note the E on the end...it's supposed to make it taste better...it doesn't.) I am walking back to my house. On my walk home, I pass an apartment complex, that is having some roof repair done. I don't really think anything about it...construction is pretty normal...so is getting cat called at by construction workers. However, these were not your average construction workers, as they were Amish. Which is why I thought, "that's nice, I bet they'll do a good job on that roof."

That was until I hear a voice ring out, "hey ladddyy" (insert whistle) (insert woop). No. It wasn't construction workers from another building, it wasn't some random guy in a car. It was in fact, a man in a straw hat, standing on the roof of the very same apartment complex to which I have been referring.

True Life: Yesterday, I was hit on by an Amish teenager. So I guess if all else fails, I can learn to cook over an open fire, adapt to not having electricity and give up my addiction to facebook.

Claire

Some things to consider:

1. So. I know I've already mentioned Jeopardy...and it is obviously very nerdy to mention it again, but unfortunately this has just been a thorn in my side recently. So not only does Alex make snide comments...this happens every day, but there are some days when you get that OBNOXIOUS contestant who thinks it's the best thing ever to skip around all over the board. Why? Looking for the Daily Double? I understand..but most of the time, it is pointless. And annoying. I digress.

2. WhY dO pEoPle TyPE LiKE thIS? iT iS aLmOst aS aNnoYing aS EmoTicONs. AlSO iT tAKES fOrEVer. :) ;) :/ :p