Shorts These Days. AKA Denim Underwear.

So. Tonight I had the intense privilege of taking in a high school baseball game. I love baseball, so this is an ideal situation. (It even went into extra innings, so according to my sister's boyfriend..SWEET! free baseball). Maybe I've been jaded or just never thought it was a drastic as the situation actually is, but I am sad to report that females no longer see the need to wear pants. I observed a VAST (I mean 50+) girls wearing not shorts but something that could only be classified as denim underwear..as in there is no way they were actually wearing underwear under those bad boys. This in addition to the recent leggings as pants fad has made me lose all hope in the female population to dress like sane human beings. The denim underwear were especially precious in combination with their boyfriend's baseball jerseys. The picture they took grabbing each other's rear ends was also particularly classy. I'm sure their parents would have been proud.

Anyway, rant over. Case and point: Wear pants. You won't regret it.

In an attempt to stick to shorter more manageable blog posts (kind of like a baby learning to eat solid food...) I will end here fore now.

Claire

Some Things to Consider:

1 .The English Language - If for some reason you are reading this and you aren't a native english speaker...you will understand, if you are..then odds are you won't, but please stop for a second and think about the absolute ridiculous nature of this language. It seriously makes no sense.
2. People's refusal to adhere to uniform dress. I've observed this on multiple occasions. Personally, I have no issue wearing the same outfit as like 500 other people..in fact it kind of feeds my need for order and structure. Therefore, I seriously have no idea why people struggle to adapt to uniforms. You probably have no idea what I'm talking about, so I will give an example or two.
Example 1: Tonight at the baseball game. There were players who were trying to make their baseball pants sag..Is that a joke? Seriously, if you want to be a baseball player you just need to accept the fact that you are going to wear tight pants..I know you think you're cool, but trust me...you really just look like a fool.
Example 2: Graduation. When you graduate, you need to understand that you are going to wear a large robe with the weirdest shaped hat ever with something dangling over the side..it's just a fact of life. Therefore, you should not try to look cool. AKA. Putting your hat on the back of your head so that it is literally vertical is just plain ridiculous and frankly defies gravity. Sorry Newton, you were wrong..gravity can be defied..by college girls with bobby pins and hairspray.