Well blog world. If you'll notice, I've made a few changes around these parts. It was time. Besides, if I want to be blog famous...I'm going to have to step up my game. Hope you enjoy.
I decided it was time to post again, but I am lacking for new material...my students are being hyper dramatic, so they're not funny right now, just obnoxious...so I don't want to bore you with their stories. I also haven't really experienced any regular crazy either...SO upon her request, I have decided to pay tribute to one of my best friends Melissa. Here is a picture to sum up our relationship:
Some Things I love about Melissa Coffey:
1. The fact that whenever I'm with her...we will end up dying laughing, pseudo beating each other up (okay...her kicking my hiney) and watching Sex and the City all at the same time.
2. She can't cook at all...I had to teach her to boil water.
3. Like myself, she is more likely to cry hearing about a hurt animal than a hurt human. I called her when my dog died and she cried just as hard as I did.
4. She is famous for her NEON wardrobe...but she works at White House/Black Market
5. That every time we have some variety of movie/TV show/book obsession, we try to make the people in our lives into characters.
Examples:
Sex and the City: I am Miranda, Melissa is Carrie
Friends: I am Chandler, Melissa is Rachel
St. Elmo's Fire: I am Kevin, Melissa is Jules
Twilight (we only did Vampire or Werewolf for this one): I am a vampire, Melissa is a werewolf
6. I love that when we play these games, Melissa always ends up as the pretty, awesome girl and I always end up as some awkward guy or a lesbian.
7. When you hang out with her...you will never need a blanket. Her natural body heat is around a million degrees.
8. She has more mo-jo than I do in my little finger.
9. Together, we are the funniest two people that ever lived...at least in our minds we are.
10. I know I can call her day or night and she'll drop whatever she's doing to listen and offer advice.
I love you Melly...I hope this was funny enough for you...I'm sure you'll let me know if it isn't.
Peace, Love and Smelly Coffey,
Claire
To end today...I will leave you with some epic Melissa quotes:
"I know I said that I'm not buying a bed because I'll probably meet someone and get married in the near future...but I'm just trying to justify my air mattress, I'm not saying that with true conviction."
"Claire. Do you think Owen is a Christian?"
"I would definitely give up an ovary before I gave up a toe."
"I'm thinking of finding myself a sugar daddy."
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