Insert random picture that has nothing to do with anything, but inevitably has a very well dressed girl in muted colors with soft lighting:
For the record, to find this picture I googled, soft lighting cute clothes nature.
Next they're probably going to tell you what happy things they've done lately.
Today I love life. It is the best thing ever. Me and my best friendhusbandlovermanhunk are going on a date to somewhere adorable and local and healthy. I got an awesome amazing bestthingi'veevereaten vegan no carb avacado sprout delight. IT WAS AWESOME!!!!! Then. I went and worked out for 9 years and wahhh it sucked, but I felt so good when I finished that it was worth it! I loved being toned and fitting my tight little body into precious vintage clothes.
Now I'm probably going to include a cute picture of my baby. For me this is my cat...so here you go:
Ahhh. He's so cute. I dress him in vintage baby clothes always with animal hats. Also I never leave him because he's so greattttt.
Then I'm going to ask you a question like, don't you just love vintage clothes and fall and cooking and working out and babies??
Maybe I'm not cut out for the blog world. I mean...I don't go cute places and if I do, I don't take pictures...and shhhh, don't tell blogger...but I don't actually own a camera, much less a DSLR. I also don't have instagram because I have a flip phone from 2002. Oh well...I will blog on and hope that maybe one day someone will like my little blog, even though I never show you my outfits...or my baby...or my decorating skills...or my food choices...or my husband
ahh hahahah Ben and I just died at laughing at this because IT'S SO FREAKING TRUE!! hahah After we finished laughing I went to 3 different blogs to prove how true your this post it. He then declared that you should write for a newspaper because, quote "People love this kind of humor!". At least we love reading your little bloggyblog! And you forgot to mention how you tried out a fabulous new cupcake recipe that was dairy free/gluten free/taste free...
ReplyDeleteclaire. best post.
ReplyDeleteI agree with all of the above.
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