I know. It's not November 11. It's November 10. However, apparently I am not making a big enough deal out of the fact that tomorrow is the one and only 11.11.11. AND at 11:11 on 11.11.11 apparently all my dreams will come true. Good luck getting me into Major League Baseball 11:11 on 11.11.11.
Apparently a few of my girls have decided that 11.11.11 is going to make an awesome anniversary. SO, I joke not when I tell you this...they have plans to obtain boyfriends tomorrow. Genius, right? I mean, what's more promising than a middle school relationship began with the soul purpose of getting a boyfriend on November 11th? One girl even told me she's talking to a boy, but she won't let him ask her out until tomorrow. (We won't go into what "being asked out" means...it gets very complicated, but I can assure you, it doesn't involve actual dates). That is dedication. Then her and another girl proceeded to tell me that the boys they liked were dimes. What the crap is a dime?? Am I really so old that I don't know the current slang!? I mean come on...I listen to rap...I thought I was hip to the groove, but apparently not. I figured out that it means really attractive. Good grief.
In other news, let me be the first to tell you, MERRY CHRISTMAS!! Yes. I am that person, the one that gets really excited about the fact that all I heard at Wal-Mart this morning was Christmas music, who has already decorated her apartment (as much as Owen will let me..) for Christmas. I think It's a Wonderful Life will be viewed in the near future. It's Christmas people...and I just can't get enough! Now. I know. It isn't even Thanksgiving yet. Wah Wah suckers!!!! This is one of the beautiful things about being an adult. I DECIDE WHEN IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!
That's all I got today folks. Happy Thanksgiving, Merry Christmas, and I'll just go ahead and throw it out there...Happy New Years, Martin Luther King Day, President's Day, Valentine's Day, St. Patrick's Day, April Fools Day, Flag Day and Independence Day...I think that's as far in advance as I'll work for now.
Claire
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