One Month ago Today...

I wrote my last blog post.

It's been a while friends. Sorry for my absence. Things have been a little nutty lately and not too much of interest has been going on...at least not anything that I'm going to blog about.

However, over the month I have come up with a few things of note for you.

1. The other day I was talking to my students about waves. I asked them to name any type of wave they could think of.
Student "P waves and S waves."
Me: "Good. What are those?"
Student:"Ain't they got sumin to do wid Earthquakes?"
Me: "YES. Any idea what the P and S stand for?"
Student: "Ain't it Primary waves and Seduction waves."
Me: "Um. Seduction Waves?"
Student:"Yeah. Ain't that right? Seduction?"
Me: "Not quite." "Can anyone help him out?"
Other Student: "It's SUBDUCTION."
Me: "Actually that S stands for Secondary...but nice try."

It is the time of year for romance and love. Might I suggest some Seduction waves if you need some help?

Today I decided Owen needed some Christmas spirit. So. I defied his manhood and put a bow on his collar. Owen got excited because he got a new toy...kind of like he did when I put the tree up and ornaments became his new best friend...and then he broke them all and knocked over the tree.

Merry Christmas One and All. May your homes be filled with standing Christmas trees decorated with seduction waves.

Claire

Some Things to Consider:
1. Lifetime and the Hallmark Channel get about 1293876 times better this time of year. I highly recommend you check out some of their awesome classics like Christmas Cupid and The Dog Who Saved Christmas. All very worthwhile.

2. Recently I made a recipe I found on the side of a stuffing box. Now. I have probably eaten more sodium than I should for a lifetime...but man...I highly recommend it.