In Love with Science.

A conversation with my kiddos today:

Kid 1: Ms. Kinney, do you have a boyfriend?
Me: None of your business
Kid 2: No way she does! Her boyfriend is Science.
Me: EXACTLY!
Kid 2: All Ms. Kinney really does is go home to her apartment and her cat and read the science book every night.
Me: You are exactly right. So far, I've read our text book 15 times this year. Sometimes I take a break from reading it to feed my cat Einstein.
Kid 1: Wow. Ms. Kinney...that's a rough life.
Me: Yeah....it is...but someone has to do it in order to teach you crazies.

I love lying to pre-teens. I'm thinking of making it a full time hobby...oh wait...I already have.