Wal Mart: Land of Fun and Opportunity.

A few things happened during my trip to Wal Mart today.

1. I saw one of my students while I was walking in. He pretended he didn't know me. Classic 8th grade. This is why I have to teach the 2s and 3s at church...they have no problems showing affection...even if it is in the form of blowing their nose on me.

2. A conversation:
Old Man: Hey Lady. (clearly directed at me)
Me: Yeah?
Old Man: What the hell is this thing?
Me: Umm. A Peach?
Old Man: Well. You sure as heck wouldn't know it. It's not labeled. Come look and see if you see a label.
Me: Okay...(I look)...I don't see one.
Old Man: Sheesh. Just making sure it wasn't my old eyes. I guess they just can't bother to label their peaches these days.

3. The man who pushes the carts back into the store from the parking lot told me that if more customers were like me and pushed their carts in, Wal Mart would be a better place. Good words.


Peace Love and Rollbacks,

Claire

Some Things to Consider:

1. Couples have SPROUTED at school. The kids are seriously all over each other. Yesterday a couple kept calling each other baby during class. "Hey baby, hand me the colored pencils." "Okay baby" and then (different couple entirely) a guy waves at his girlfriend to get her attention, then mouths Hey, I Love You and winks. Seriously people...I know this is the most hormone filled time of your life, but let's at least keep it in the hallway.

2. Haley is coming in town this weekend and this kid is BEYOND excited!