The Global Warming Post

I'll start with a conversation I had with a student yesterday.

Kid: "Um. Ms. Kinney, I know we're starting to talk about global warming, and I just want you to know that Sam doesn't believe in global warming, and he's really opinionated about it, so you should probably prepare yourself for battle."

Today's Assignment:

Make an accrostic using the letters in GLOBAL WARMING, to tell me what you know about it.

Typical Answer:
G-Greenhouse Effect
L-Land Loss
O-Ozone Layer Depletion
B-Bad for Polar Bears
A- Air quality is affected by carbon emission
L-Louisiana getting smaller

W-Warming of the Earth
A-Atomosphere Harmed
R-Rays of Sun
M-Melting
I-Ice Caps
N-Non-renewable Resources
G- Global Crisis

Sam's Answer:
G-Gas
L-Lies
O-Obsession
B-Bogus
A- Absolutely Ridiculous
L-Leftist

W-Wrong
A-Al Gore is crazy
R-Radical
M-Marxist
I-Idiotic
N-National Socialist Party
G-Green Nut Cases

Well. I think we all know where Sam stands on the 2012 election...