Seen and heard in science class today:
1. After a lengthy discussion about cells, including reproductive cells:
"Ms. Kinney, can you get pregnant from swallowing sperm cells?"
2. After asking the kids to name some organs of the human body:
Child 1: "Liver"
Child 2: "Kidney"
Child 3: "Heart"
Child 4: "Scrotum"
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
For the record, scrotum is not an organ. If he really wanted to be obnoxious AND get the question right he would have said testicles.
Also. Started my first day as assistant academic team coach. I swear. These are my people. I was made for this gig. Leader of the nerd herd. Love. It.
Peace, Love and Reproduction,
Claire
P.S. I am absolutely incapable of teaching about the reproductive system without singing the song "Reproduction" from Grease 2. Who has even seen Grease 2? Answer: No one except me and the girl that made me watch it in college. Here's to you Melissa Coffey, for making me sit through 2 hours of potentially the worst movie ever made.
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